insult jokes

What does it mean if a cat
crosses ur way when u r going
somewhere.
It means that the cat is also
going somewhere..

Sardarji went for a art exhibition.
He shouted at an art, Oh my god
what a worst picture. Exhibitor
said, Excuse me sir it is mirror.

Friendship needs no promises,
no demands, no expectations it
just requires two people- one
cool like me and one fool like
you..

Teacher: Explain digestive
system in one sentence?
.
.
.
Sardar: Its a process tht starts
with right hand & ends with left

Neil Armstrong lands on moon n
to his surprise he saw to people
already there n askd hey Who r
u?
Reply:
camera man Raghu tho
Swapna..TV9

American: God give me room full
Gold.
Rusian: God! give me room full
Diamonds.
Indian: God! give me keys of
both the rooms..!
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