1. If you understand, say
“ understand” . If you don’t
understand, say “don’t
understand”. But if you
understand and say “don’t
understand”. How do I
understand that you
understand? Understand!
2. I wish to wish the wish you
wish to wish, but if you wish the
wish the witch wishes, I won ’t
wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a sound
method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to see,
what he could see. And all he
could see was sea, sea, sea.
5. Purple Paper People, Purple
Paper People, Purple Paper
People
6. If two witches were watching
two watches, which witch would
watch which watch?
7. I thought a thought.But the
thought I thought wasn ’t the
thought I thought I thought. If
the thought I thought I thought
had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn ’t have thought so
much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a
field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a
fellow means ?”
9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr
Outside. Mr Inside stood outside
and called to MrOutside inside. Mr
Outside answered Mr Inside
from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”,
and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside
argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming
inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then
both Mr Outside and Mr Inside
went outside to the riverside.
10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE
SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS
THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE
ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
11. The owner of the inside inn
was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.
12. If one doctor doctors
another doctor does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor
the doctor the way the doctor he
is doctoring doctors? Or does the
doctor doctor the way the
doctor who doctors doctors?
“ When a doctor falls ill another
doctor doctor’s the doctor. Does
the doctor doctoring the doctor
doctor the doctor in his own
way or does the doctor
doctoring the doctor doctors the
doctor in the doctor ’s way”
13. We surely shall see the sun
shine shortly. Whether the
weather be fine, Or whether the
weather be not, Whether the
weather be cold Or whether the
weather be hot, We ’ll weather
the weather Whatever the
weather, Whether we like it or
not. watch? Whether the weather
is hot. Whether the weather is
cold. Whether the weather is
either or not. It is whether we
like it or not.
14. Nine nice night nurses
nursing nicely.
15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said
the fly “Oh what should we do”
Said the flea” Let us fly Said the
fly”Let us flee” So they flew
through a flaw in the flue
16. If you tell Tom to tell a
tongue-twister his tongue will be
twisted as tongue-twister twists
tongues.
17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr.
Soar owned a seesaw. Now See ’s
saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before
Soar saw See, Which made Soar
sore.Had Soar seen See ’s saw
Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed
Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw
sawed Soar’s seesaw.But it was
sad to see Soar so sore Just
because See ’s saw sawed Soar’s
seesaw.
