New Traffic Police Logo
Please Drive Carefully
As All the Doctors Are On Strike
Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.
Lets practice maths
Ok?
Lets start with addition.
Example:
Your aunt gave you 2 oranges &
2 bananas.
Whats your answer?
Thannk You Auntie!
Due To Effect Of Recession
Written On The Sign On The Door
Of A Toilet:
Value The Toilet Paper!!
Use Both Sides
Girl to Her Brother :What aRe you
Going To Gift Grandmother On
Her Birthday?
Boy: A Football
Girl : But She Doesnt Play
Football?
Boy: I Know,
But She had Also Gifted Me
Book.
History Sir Was Sick
So Science Sir Was Asked 2 Set De
Paper
Very 1st Q Shocked Da Students
Describe Akbar In Detail Wid A
Neat Diagram
& Label Da Parts?
When there iz a long gap b/w
engagement and marriage,"who
is most benefited??"
"BOY..?
"NO...!
"GIRL..?
"NO...!
.
.
"its the mobile company"
In Summers Rain
you Must Be Feeling for Going
Out
Dance Around
Sing Songs
Meet With Friends
Jump Around
no problem,
Every Frog Feels The Same
I love your smile because..
My favorite colour is
"YELLOW"!!
Your network tariff has
changed! Call charges are now
calculated
according to brain size. The
smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free
calls!
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a
Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs.
