Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Friday, August 19, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
insult jokes
What does it mean if a cat
crosses ur way when u r going
somewhere.
It means that the cat is also
going somewhere..
Sardarji went for a art exhibition.
He shouted at an art, Oh my god
what a worst picture. Exhibitor
said, Excuse me sir it is mirror.
Friendship needs no promises,
no demands, no expectations it
just requires two people- one
cool like me and one fool like
you..
Teacher: Explain digestive
system in one sentence?
.
.
.
Sardar: Its a process tht starts
with right hand & ends with left
Neil Armstrong lands on moon n
to his surprise he saw to people
already there n askd hey Who r
u?
Reply:
camera man Raghu tho
Swapna..TV9
American: God give me room full
Gold.
Rusian: God! give me room full
Diamonds.
Indian: God! give me keys of
both the rooms..!
visit kannada143.blogspot.com
crosses ur way when u r going
somewhere.
It means that the cat is also
going somewhere..
Sardarji went for a art exhibition.
He shouted at an art, Oh my god
what a worst picture. Exhibitor
said, Excuse me sir it is mirror.
Friendship needs no promises,
no demands, no expectations it
just requires two people- one
cool like me and one fool like
you..
Teacher: Explain digestive
system in one sentence?
.
.
.
Sardar: Its a process tht starts
with right hand & ends with left
Neil Armstrong lands on moon n
to his surprise he saw to people
already there n askd hey Who r
u?
Reply:
camera man Raghu tho
Swapna..TV9
American: God give me room full
Gold.
Rusian: God! give me room full
Diamonds.
Indian: God! give me keys of
both the rooms..!
visit kannada143.blogspot.com
insult jokes
Kikikukukikikukukikikukukikikukukikur
Congrats U have learnt MONKEY
language sucessfuly.
Plz come to zoo & collect ur
Certificate+ 1Banana
What does it mean if a cat
crosses ur way when u r going
somewhere.
It means that the cat is also
going somewhere..
Sardarji went for a art exhibition.
He shouted at an art, Oh my god
what a worst picture. Exhibitor
said, Excuse me sir it is mirror.
Friendship needs no promises,
no demands, no expectations it
just requires two people- one
cool like me and one fool like
you..
Teacher: Explain digestive
system in one sentence?
.
.
.
Sardar: Its a process tht starts
with right hand & ends with left
Neil Armstrong lands on moon n
to his surprise he saw to people
already there n askd hey Who r
u?
Reply:
camera man Raghu tho
Swapna..TV9
American: God give me room full
Gold.
Rusian: God! give me room full
Diamonds.
Indian: God! give me keys of
both the rooms..!
Congrats U have learnt MONKEY
language sucessfuly.
Plz come to zoo & collect ur
Certificate+ 1Banana
What does it mean if a cat
crosses ur way when u r going
somewhere.
It means that the cat is also
going somewhere..
Sardarji went for a art exhibition.
He shouted at an art, Oh my god
what a worst picture. Exhibitor
said, Excuse me sir it is mirror.
Friendship needs no promises,
no demands, no expectations it
just requires two people- one
cool like me and one fool like
you..
Teacher: Explain digestive
system in one sentence?
.
.
.
Sardar: Its a process tht starts
with right hand & ends with left
Neil Armstrong lands on moon n
to his surprise he saw to people
already there n askd hey Who r
u?
Reply:
camera man Raghu tho
Swapna..TV9
American: God give me room full
Gold.
Rusian: God! give me room full
Diamonds.
Indian: God! give me keys of
both the rooms..!
joke sms
Kikikukukikikukukikikukukikikukukikur
Congrats U have learnt MONKEY
language sucessfuly.
Plz come to zoo & collect ur
Certificate+ 1Banana
What does it mean if a cat
crosses ur way when u r going
somewhere.
It means that the cat is also
going somewhere..
Sardarji went for a art exhibition.
He shouted at an art, Oh my god
what a worst picture. Exhibitor
said, Excuse me sir it is mirror.
Friendship needs no promises,
no demands, no expectations it
just requires two people- one
cool like me and one fool like
you..
Teacher: Explain digestive
system in one sentence?
.
.
.
Sardar: Its a process tht starts
with right hand & ends with left
Neil Armstrong lands on moon n
to his surprise he saw to people
already there n askd hey Who r
u?
Reply:
camera man Raghu tho
Swapna..TV9
American: God give me room full
Gold.
Rusian: God! give me room full
Diamonds.
Indian: God! give me keys of
both the rooms..!
Congrats U have learnt MONKEY
language sucessfuly.
Plz come to zoo & collect ur
Certificate+ 1Banana
What does it mean if a cat
crosses ur way when u r going
somewhere.
It means that the cat is also
going somewhere..
Sardarji went for a art exhibition.
He shouted at an art, Oh my god
what a worst picture. Exhibitor
said, Excuse me sir it is mirror.
Friendship needs no promises,
no demands, no expectations it
just requires two people- one
cool like me and one fool like
you..
Teacher: Explain digestive
system in one sentence?
.
.
.
Sardar: Its a process tht starts
with right hand & ends with left
Neil Armstrong lands on moon n
to his surprise he saw to people
already there n askd hey Who r
u?
Reply:
camera man Raghu tho
Swapna..TV9
American: God give me room full
Gold.
Rusian: God! give me room full
Diamonds.
Indian: God! give me keys of
both the rooms..!
jokes.
Banta: where is ur mobile??
Santa: it died.
Banta: how?
Santa: it fell in water, it didnt
know how to swim!
Santa: What r u looking at.?
Banta: I know ur pin no.
Santa: What is my pin no. that
you saw it..?
Banta: Four asterisks... :
Teacher: What will u do when u
will grow up?
Santa: Marriage
Teacher: Oh.. I mean what will u
become?
Santa- "DADDY"
Inventions by Santa:
1. Waterproof towel....
2. Solar powered torch...
3. Book on how to read....
4. Pedal powered wheel
chair..
I love U
I love U
I love U
I love U
I love U
I love U.
Hey Don't get excited.
I love other alphabets too. V, W,
X, Y, Z..
Santa Photographing a Dead
Body.
Suddenly all relatives started
beating him.
Do u know why?
Bcoz
He said
"SMILE PLEASE..!
How many times u have
failed in L0VE is not a problem..
But,
Once you succeed,then only you
will realize
.
.
How Sweet The Failure Was!!
Crorepati Amitabh: In which state
kaveri flows?
Sardar: liquid state.
Audience clapped.
Amitabh stuned, looks behind
All are sardars!!
Beggar: I'm the author of a book
called "150 methods to become
rich."
Man: then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the best
methods.
Pg.29
Santa: it died.
Banta: how?
Santa: it fell in water, it didnt
know how to swim!
Santa: What r u looking at.?
Banta: I know ur pin no.
Santa: What is my pin no. that
you saw it..?
Banta: Four asterisks... :
Teacher: What will u do when u
will grow up?
Santa: Marriage
Teacher: Oh.. I mean what will u
become?
Santa- "DADDY"
Inventions by Santa:
1. Waterproof towel....
2. Solar powered torch...
3. Book on how to read....
4. Pedal powered wheel
chair..
I love U
I love U
I love U
I love U
I love U
I love U.
Hey Don't get excited.
I love other alphabets too. V, W,
X, Y, Z..
Santa Photographing a Dead
Body.
Suddenly all relatives started
beating him.
Do u know why?
Bcoz
He said
"SMILE PLEASE..!
How many times u have
failed in L0VE is not a problem..
But,
Once you succeed,then only you
will realize
.
.
How Sweet The Failure Was!!
Crorepati Amitabh: In which state
kaveri flows?
Sardar: liquid state.
Audience clapped.
Amitabh stuned, looks behind
All are sardars!!
Beggar: I'm the author of a book
called "150 methods to become
rich."
Man: then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the best
methods.
Pg.29
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
short joke
When I was young I used to
pray for a bike, then I realized
that God doesn't work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for
forgiveness
pray for a bike, then I realized
that God doesn't work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for
forgiveness
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