jokes.

Banta: where is ur mobile??
Santa: it died.
Banta: how?
Santa: it fell in water, it didnt
know how to swim!

Santa: What r u looking at.?
Banta: I know ur pin no.
Santa: What is my pin no. that
you saw it..?
Banta: Four asterisks... :

Teacher: What will u do when u
will grow up?
Santa: Marriage
Teacher: Oh.. I mean what will u
become?
Santa- "DADDY"

Inventions by Santa:
1. Waterproof towel....
2. Solar powered torch...
3. Book on how to read....
4. Pedal powered wheel
chair..

I love U
I love U
I love U
I love U
I love U
I love U.
Hey Don't get excited.
I love other alphabets too. V, W,
X, Y, Z..

Santa Photographing a Dead
Body.
Suddenly all relatives started
beating him.
Do u know why?
Bcoz
He said
"SMILE PLEASE..!

How many times u have
failed in L0VE is not a problem..
But,
Once you succeed,then only you
will realize
.
.
How Sweet The Failure Was!!

Crorepati Amitabh: In which state
kaveri flows?
Sardar: liquid state.
Audience clapped.
Amitabh stuned, looks behind
All are sardars!!

Beggar: I'm the author of a book
called "150 methods to become
rich."
Man: then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the best
methods.

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