joke 10

Thief 1: I forgot to count how
much money we stole yesterday
from the bank.
Thief 2: Dont worry, they will put
it in the newpaper..!


american- in our country
mariage even takes place with
email
Santa- in INDIA, it is 1ly vith a
female


Santa was drawing money frm
ATM
banta who was just behind
i hav sen ur pasword its ****
santa- ur wrong its 1394


An astronomer was watching d
sky 4m his telescop
santa was observing him
suddenly a star fals
seing dat santa shouted "what a
shot u made..!"



Banta: Why do Gods stay up in
heaven?
Santa: Because they are afraid of
what they have created!



santa goes 2 petrol bunk se a
bord "DONT USE MOBILE PHONE
HERE",
he picks up his mob phone & cals
to every 1 & says DONT CAL ME
NOW..


Girl: Have you seen my identical
twin sister anywhere?
Banta: No. How does she look
like..??


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