Professor:Chemical symbol of
Barium?
Sardar: BA
P:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
P:What will we get if 1 atom of
BA
& 2 atom of NA
sardar: BANANA
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shoping early?
J: well, that?s not a crime,
anyway how early were u
shopping?
S: befor opening shop..
Sardar: i am getting maried
because i am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
santa: i am taking divorce for the
same reason :-)
Santa major rohil told me TV
CABLE not good 4 kid dey dnt
study so i got rid of it
banta- good?
santa- now we hav a dish
instaled
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