sardar jok

Teachr:Can u tel the name of 2
great kings who have brought
happiness & peace in to people's
lives? sardar:
Smo-king
&
Drin-king!


salsman- dis comp vil cut ur
workload by 50%
santa- thats is great, i wil take
two of them ;-)


Raju proposed a Girl...... Girl said
Im 1yr elder to you........... Raju
said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill
marry you NEXT YEAR.


Man: Is there any way for long
life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long
life will never come..!!!


History Teacher: kalidas had one
brother, who engaged in shoe
making. What was his name?
Sardar: adidas!!!