sardar jokes

My Grand Father Lived For 96
Years
He Never Used Glasses
Sardar: Ya
I Know Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle

Sardar ji Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse
Thief: There Is 1000
Rupees In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50
Sardar g: Ok Ok
What About The
Remaining 900 ..?

Sardars Interview 4
New Job
Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...


Son : We will soon become rich..
Sardar : how.?
Son : tomorrow my mathematics
teacher will teach me how to
convert paise into rupees...

How Does A Sardar Cheat The
Railways??
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He Buys The Ticket But Doesnt
Travel..

What is Common between : Ram,
Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on
Government Holidays.

Sardar opened a petrol bunk, but
not even one customer went
there. You know
why?
Because he opened petrol bunk
on second floor..